Seriously? You are not that great.

You may or may not follow celebrity gossip news. I peek on to it every now and again, just for kicks and giggles. What I find is usually ridiculous, from people caring about Kate Gosselin’s new hairdo to Paris Hilton’s newest dog purse. Today though, I found something that actually made me care a little. Supposedly, Jesse James is cheating on Sandra Bullock. Sandra is moving out of their shared home and did not attend the British premiere of her oscar winning movie, The Blindside.

My point here is not that celebrities should not be our role models because of skyrocketing levels of marriage infidelity, although that is true. My point is that Jesse James is an idiot. Sandra Bullock is one of the most beautiful and talented actors in Hollywood, and Jesse James is well, not.

Bullock has been a succesful actress since the 1990’s and since then has won awards like a Golden Globe for Best Actress, a SAG award for Outsanding Performance of a Female Actress in a Lead Role, and now an Academy Award for Best Actress. She is fluent in German and grew up performing in her mother’s opera. She’s a college graduate.

Now Jesse James, her idiot of a husband, got famous for being a mechanic in West Coast Choppers, a reality show about motorcyle making. The girl he cheated with? A porn star. That’s her on the right.

Here’s my question: what the heck is he thinking?!?! Not only is Sandra Bullock the best thing he could possibly ever get, she put him through rehab! True, Sandra is partly to blame here because obviously he isn’t the pick of the litter. But one would think that even a loser could see what a catch she is.

Of course, Jesse James isn’t the only man who has done this. Far from it. It seems to be a curse for ultra succesful and beautiful women. Fisher Stevens, who is ugly and small, cheated on Michelle Pfiefer, who at one time was the highest paid actress in Hollywood. With a minor. Yeah, super dumb.

Hugh Grant Cheated on Elizabeth Hurley with a prostitute. Seriously?

And more recently, Tiger Woods cheating on his wife, Elin. She is a Swedish supermodel for crying out loud! It doesn’t get better than that! I guess Tiger just really wanted to get with multiple average looking women in bars though. Whatever.

I don’t know what it is that makes men do this, but it happens all the time. And it’s preposterous.  These men are not that great. Their wives are way too good for them. I hope they like what they get stuck with. That is all.


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