I have to share a genius invention with you. It’s possibly the most awesome thing. Ever. If you ever get up from your seat only to come back to find that some bum has taken your seat, there is now an invention to ease your woes.
A seat saver. For reals. No one wants to clean up messy food just to sit somewhere. Now I admit, It may seem a little impractical to purchase such an item just for the occasional instance of seat thievery, but think of it this way. After you use it for it’s intended purpose, you can use it as a paper weight. It will freak people out.
Or if you’re feeling crafty, it can be used for more nefarious purposes like scaring your roommate by leaving it on their bed. not that I would ever do such a thing. 🙂
Anyhow, this summer has been insanely eventful and I have a lot to say. But for now, I wanted to share this vision of the greatness that is the human mind. So…
That is all.