Oh to be a tiny bear in Yosemite.

All of my life’s questions are over. What is my life’s goal? Who do I want to be? What do I strive to become? Oh oh, I know. A tiny bear in a brawl with another tiny bear on a road in Yosemite. Watch.

If only I could become whatever I wanted. Why can’t modern science make me into a tiny bear? Why can’t all of the world’s technology make me into this spectacle of tiny perfection? Why, science, WHYY??

Woe is me.

That is all.

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