All of my life’s questions are over. What is my life’s goal? Who do I want to be? What do I strive to become? Oh oh, I know. A tiny bear in a brawl with another tiny bear on a road in Yosemite. Watch.
If only I could become whatever I wanted. Why can’t modern science make me into a tiny bear? Why can’t all of the world’s technology make me into this spectacle of tiny perfection? Why, science, WHYY??
Woe is me.
That is all.